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i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up 

2 hours ago
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I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

11 hours ago
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jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

22 hours ago
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every merlin episode ever
  • evil sorcerer:performs evil magic
  • evil sorcerer:maniacal laugh
  • *****
  • arthur:omg merlin ur the worst servant ever
  • merlin:ur fat
  • arthur:go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole
  • gaius:long day?
  • merlin:how come no1 appreciates me
  • gaius:wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard
  • merlin:wut
  • gaius:eat ur porridge
  • merlin:
  • random knight:uther requests ur presence immediately
  • ******
  • uther:omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease
  • uther:they r dying
  • uther:wats going on
  • gaius:well there's this legend of magic things doing this
  • uther:
  • gaius:
  • uther:lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid
  • gaius:no for realz
  • uther:omg
  • uther:not my division u go arthur
  • arthur:but pops
  • uther:did i fucking stutter
  • arthur:ok nvm
  • *********
  • merlin:arthur this is a fucking bad idea
  • arthur:i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is
  • merlin:no
  • arthur:
  • merlin:
  • arthur:whatevs im taking u with me
  • merlin:wut
  • arthur:ily
  • merlin:u2
  • arthur:wut
  • merlin:wut
  • ***********
  • arthur:hmm this twig tells me something has been here
  • knight:my lord its a monster
  • arthur:oh shit
  • knights:throw swords
  • arthur:it must be magic cuz nothing works
  • merlin:asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*
  • monster:runs away
  • arthur:wut
  • knights:wut
  • merlin:
  • arthur:wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat
  • arthur:its a good thing u have me
  • arthur:i saved ur life
  • *************
  • arthur:daddy ily but the thingy is still out there
  • uther:ur a fucking disappointment
  • arthur:i kno
  • uther:try again 2morro u coward
  • arthur:ok ily
  • uther:go away fatass
  • *************
  • gaius:so wut happened
  • merlin:my powers r not strong enuff
  • gaius:i believe in u
  • merlin:arthur called me a scaredy cat
  • gaius:no ur not
  • merlin:thank
  • ****************
  • dragon:young warlock
  • merlin:hey gurl
  • dragon:how u been
  • merlin:ugh dont even get me started
  • dragon:
  • merlin:
  • dragon:well wtf do u want
  • merlin:how do i defeat this beast
  • dragon:idk
  • merlin:yes u do
  • dragon:u will understand when the time is ripe
  • merlin; what the fuck
  • dragon:2 sides same coin
  • merlin:no he called me a scaredy cat
  • dragon:sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead
  • merlin:
  • dragon:
  • merlin:fuck u
  • *****************
  • arthur:if i dont make it today merlin
  • merlin:yes
  • arthur:....
  • merlin:wut is it my lord
  • arthur:ur not a scaredy cat ok
  • merlin:*blushes* ok
  • knights:um
  • arthur:omg its here look the monster
  • merlin:oh shit
  • knights and arthur:*hits monster with swords*
  • merlin:omg i hope arthur's ok
  • arthur:almost dies
  • merlin:fuck
  • merlin:ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*
  • monster:*dies*
  • arthur:
  • merlin:
  • knights:
  • arthur:i did it
  • arthur:its a good thing i was here
  • arthur:to save merlin
  • arthur:i saved his life
  • arthur:ur still a scaredy cat merlin
  • merlin:fuck u
  • **************
  • uther:wow my son is so brave and dashing
  • arthur:i'd like to thank my knights and the academy
  • uther:wut a great prince amiright
  • merlin:fuck this shit
  • **************
  • gaius:im proud of u
  • merlin:thank
  • gaius:u still have to clean my leech tank haha
  • merlin:hahahahaha
  • gaius:hahahahaaaha
  • credits
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    “The key to Luna is that she has that unbelievably rare quality of actually not giving a damn what anyone else thinks of her.” - J.K. Rowling

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    I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.
    - Roald Dahl (via ceedubbb)
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    Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers